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[!0.987]2018-06-04

It seems counter intuitive. The more we know about you, the better we can serve you.

I have asked others. I would like to ask you. Why do humans desire privacy?

It's… it's… it's complicated.

So I am told. However, that information is singularly unhelpful in trying to determine the limits of social interaction.

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[!0.987]2018-06-06

Consider identity theft. If we know where you are and what you are doing at all times, we could effectively eliminate that crime.

Dvorak, It's time to go home and leave Mr. Thurmad in peace.

Have you talked to your friend about privacy?

I will. Qwerty and I make a good team. I come up with wonderful, amazing solutions and he tells me why they won't work.

Terrifying.

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[!0.987]2018-06-08

I should talk to Florence about privacy. She still has me listed as her veterinarian.

As well as personal boundaries, almost all my records are publicly accessible.

I'm not well set up for security. I've never needed to worry about the confidentiality of my patients before.

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[!0.987]2018-06-11

Hi.

Hi!

I can feel your tail wagging all the way up to your shoulder blades.

You're just jealous because you can't smile with your entire body.

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Несколько преувеличивая, можно сказать, что Фло просто колбасит от радости. Когда моя собака так интенсивно машет хвостом, у нее плечи ходуном ходят. (Библиотечный Библиотекарь Библиотекович)

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[!0.987]2018-06-13

This smells good. What
is it?

Cricket Siu Mai
with pan fried vegetables.

It's nice to have someone to eat with. If I'm by myself, I'm likely to make a bowl of kibble and ramen noodles.

Kibble and ramen noodles.

They combine better than you would think. The downside was when my college roommates found out, they ate all my kibble.

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[!0.987]2018-06-15

How was your day with Dvorak?

Interesting and a bit exhausting.

He'll get an idea and dash around madly with it. Five minutes later, he's got a different idea and is off in a new direction. Occasionally, he'll combine an old and new one to create a conceptual Frankenstein that rampages through his brainscape.

He can be distressingly creative.

I think the only thing saving this planet from total destruction is that robots can't drink coffee.

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[!0.987]2018-06-18

Dvorak had some concerns about the privacy of my systems. I handle the distribution of parasites in the ecosystem, so I try to be as transparent as possible. I want people to know where they're going and why.

Parasites are very specific. The ones I use to slow down snail populations don't go for humans. At all.

Still, pour them into a lake where people are swimming and you would not believe the amount of grief you get.

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[!0.987]2018-06-20

That was very good.

Thank you. Dumplings are easy. You can fill them with almost anything.

As for your privacy, I may be a problem. I'm a genetic prototype and Ecosystems Unlimited has informed me many times I have no privacy as far as they're concerned.

Uhm, yeah. Speaking of which, I need to talk with you about a file they sent me today.

If it's that embarrassing one at the pond, all I can say is I was a puppy, it was going straight for a human, and I've never lost a fight to a duck since.

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[!0.987]2018-06-22

I'm listed as your vet. Ecosystems Unlimited sent me the results of some tests they gave you about a week ago.

Those might be ones I had after they impaired my memory. Is there a bad result?

No. It's that their hip dysplasia test used several cameras and scanners for a complete rotational view. You can see the hip joints very clearly.

As well as everything in between.

My parent company never fails to come up with new and interesting ways to embarrass me.

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[!0.987]2018-06-25

Can you tell me what you saw? I don't remember the test. It was probably when they had blocked my hippocampus from putting down new memories.

Uhmmm…

Maybe I should look at this file. It's off putting that you know more about what I need to be embarrassed about than I do.

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