Provisional Title: Sqid in the maintenance shop
I'm supposed to follow the rules. Everyone else here is naked. There's no reason to feel self-conscious.
Congratulations! You did it! Oh. Your fur is really soft. It shouldn't be. There should be guard hairs, and it should be much rougher.
Al, come feel how soft her fur is.
I was wrong. There is a reason to feel self-conscious.