Freefall 2984
The mayor hits the road
[!0.987]2017-06-23
Okay. I was a good sqid. I stayed away from Mr. Kornada's trial so the mayor wouldn't throw a fit. Now when's my trial?
You don't get one.
Efficient. Let's make sure all my crimes are listed. Breaking and entering. Theft of office supplies. Cricket endangerment.
No, I mean you acted for the public good. No one is bringing charges against you.
What? That's not fair! Well, then I'm bringing charges against me. I'm making a citizen's arrest of myself right now!
I'm no lawyer, but I don't think you can do that.
Color by George Peterson