Hey, where's my wallet?
You probably recognize me from my soft drinks. Tex tonics! Best sodas out system of the Rio Grande!
Did so well, I had to start a glass factory for cups. That did so well, before I knew it, I was making porcelain and fine china.
Then one day some government folks asked if I knew anything about tex tonic plates. When I told them I built them from scratch, they said “You're our man.”, and I've been in geophysics ever since.