You ought to be in pictures
150 kph gusts. Lightning. Rain. Hail. Wind shears. I think it's safe to fly.
Please stand in front of the air turbine for 100% power test.
Oh, no. You're not catching me with that one again.
I can see the turbine just as well from behind it.
Поскольку gust и shear в нашей метеотерминологии одинаково значат “порыв” ветра, я немного сократил перевод (Robot Spike)