Sam the card flounder
Are you hungry? You're watching every bite I take.
Hmm? Oh, sorry. Outmoded survival trait.
Real wolves have to watch the alphas carefully to see when they can eat. I'm not sure how strong my instincts are, but I've always liked watching people eat.
Sounds like a Bowman's Wolf is easy to amuse.
I'll keep in mind this is from the species that invented the Yo-Yo.