Freefall 0359
Canine in the water
Shake? Uhm, okay. Sorry for about the blood, I'm still bleeding rather severely. Are you a veterinarian?
Yes, I am. Hey, that must be why you came here. Well, come on. We'll get that leg fixed up.
A medical emergency. Great! Finally a situation I can feel comfortable in.
В оригинале идиомы нет, но думаю, этот вариант подходит как нельзя лучше