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Jesus and Mo 1131
haughty
2022-11-16
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Apparently there are ten symptoms of narcissism and you only need five to be positively diagnosed with it
a grandiose sense of self-importance; a belief that you are “special”
a strong sense of entitlement a need to be admired and flattered
fantasies of unlimited power; haughty, arrogant behaviour
Mo, that's you isn't it? You are a narcissist!
Listen Jesus
… I am Mohammed god!s final prophet and the perfect role model for all mankind
Of course I'm a narcissist - I'm bloody marvelous
Jesus and Mo 1132
cup
2022-11-23
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No Jesus - I have zero interest in the football world cup.
But it's in Qatar this year - an Islamic community
I don't care
You are just bitter because teams from muslim countries aren't as good as teams from christian countries
That has nothing to do with it. Watching football is a distraction from life's true path, which is to develop the love of god in your heart
Saudi-Arabia are beating Argentinia 2-1 at the moment
Go on boys!
Put some cloths on for god's sake!
Jesus and Mo 1133
play
2022-11-30
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It is great that the world cup is in Qatar - it's an international showcase for Islam
What exactly is it about this great 'showcase' hat you find so attractive?
Is it the outrageous restriction of women's rights? Or the labor laws that treat migrant workers as modern day slaves? Or maybe the fact that same-sex relationships are illegal?
I refuse to play along with your blatantly prejudiced questioning barmaid
I'm guessing it's the women's rights restrictions that you like best
Obviously
Jesus and Mo 1134
biases
2022-12-07
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I actually appreciate the barmaids critical examination of my beliefs
I've learned a lot about cognitive biases and logical fallacies
I agree - they are such useful concepts for someone like myself who strives to view the world objectively
It's ironic, that despite her supposed rationality, the barmaid can't see, that the Koran is God's perfect word
No it isn't - the Koran is an objectively mediocre text.
But it is weird, that she doesn't recognize the fact that I died and was resurrected for her sins
Ha ha! You're so irrational
Jesus and Mo 1135
scores
2022-12-14
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Someone has created an index which we can use to evaluate Islamophobia and punish it appropriately
What?
For example when Boris Johnson compared women in burkas to “letterboxes” - that scores 35 out of 40 according to the index
Letterboxes?
That's hardly even an insult! Not like when you call Jews and Christians “apes” and “swine” in the Koran.
And what about all the hateful things you say about infidels?
Why not run the Koran through the index and see what scores you get?
That wasn't me. That was God.
Oh, shut up, bollard.
Jesus and Mo 1136
bury
2022-12-21
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Tribalism is a mayor obstacle to peace in the world
People get so attached to their own tribe that they end up excusing anything said or done in its name, however vile
And everything said or done by the enemy tribe must be condemned, and presented as evidence of that tribe's degeneracy
So, this Christmas in the spirit of the season, we have decided to bury our differences and unite for the good of humanity against the evil of tribalism
Will you join us?
Jesus and Mo 1137
less
2022-12-28
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Women are deficient in both intelligence and religion
What evidence do you have for that?
There's plenty of evidence. In Court the testimony of two women is equal to that of one man.
This is due to their being less intelligent than men.
Plus women can neither pray nor fast during their menses - so they are unarguably deficient in religion compared to men
But you made those rules, didn't you?
Yes, because of the deficiencies of women
Jesus and Mo 1138
impulse
2023-01-04
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This year I resolve to be a nicer person and resist the impulse to be critical of others
That's nice Mo
I resolve to do something about my tendency to waste precious time after I came across an article called “Ten Effective Tactics to Beat Procrastination”
Well done Jesus! That's great. What sort of tactics does the article recommend?
I don't know. I haven't read it yet
Idiot
Jesus and Mo 1139
cube
2023-01-11
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Is it true that the koran is so revered that you are supposed to ritually cleanse yourself before handling it?
Yes
And that devout muslims must bow down five times a day and pray in the direction of a large black cube called the Kaaba?
Yes
And the you, Mo, are placed on a pedestal by your followers as the perfect role model for all mankind - and every time your name is mentioned a prayer is said in your honour?
Yes
But it is forbidden to draw a picture of you, because …
Idolatry is an unforgivable sin.
Jesus and Mo 1140
popes
2023-01-18
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