Latin
[!0.987]2022-09-07
Original

untrue
[!0.987]2022-09-14
Original

link
[!0.987]2022-09-21
Original

jihad2
[!0.987]2022-09-28
Original

[!1.2]Ok, Jesus, that's cool. Whatever works for you, man

[!1.2]What about you Mo? What do you belief in?

[!1.2]I believe in Allah and that I am his prophet. Follow Islam and you will reach paradies

[!1.2]Ok, Mo, that's cool. Whatever works for you, man

[!1.2]No Moses! It's not “Whatever works for me”, Islam is Allah's ultimate revelation mankind and we believers will wage jihad until the whole world submits to the religion of truth.

[!1.2]Ok, Mo, that's cool. Whatever works for you, man

blood2
[!0.987]2022-10-05
Original

[!1.2]Penal substitution is the model of atonement which states that I died on the cross to pay the price of mankind's sin

[!1.2]What was “the price”?

[!1.2]Blood! The spiling of my own blood was the only thing that could assuage my Dad's wrath

[!1.2]Yuck! That's pretty sick Jesus

[!1.2]Besides, you and your Dad are meant to be the same person - you're saying you could only satisfy yourself by torturing yourself to death?

[!1.2]You should be grateful I died in your place

[!1.2]Gee thanks, but how can it be right for one person to be punished on behalf of another? The whole thing is not only absurd, it is immoral

[!1.2]“Penal substitution” indeed! - it should be called Penil substitution

[!1.2]Why?

[!1.2]Because only a dick would believe it

bloke2
[!0.987]2022-10-12
Original

[!1.2]You know how this book is supposed to be the uncreated word of god?

[!1.2]Yes of course

[!1.2]Unsurpassed and inimitable in its divine wisdom, truth an beaty?

[!1.2]Indeed, Allah's word is perfect in every way

[!1.2]He certainly does a perfect impersonation of a 7th century Arabian block

[!1.2]You like that? His talents are boundless aren't they?

[!1.2]It's uncanny.

deluded
[!0.987]2022-10-19
Original

[!1.2]So Jesus do you still think, you are the son of god?

[!1.2]I am the son of god Moses

[!1.2]Oh come on…

[!1.2]The claim that Allah has a son is a monstrous falsehood

[!1.2]God can not be subdivded

[!1.2]But I am the son of God

[!1.2]Ok, maybe you genuinely believe you are the son of god - but you are not

[!1.2]Face it, you're just deluded

[!1.2]I identify as the son of God

[!1.2]Oh sorry Jesus! Why didn't you say so before?

[!1.2]Please give your father my regards - I haven't seen him in ages

nonsense
[!0.987]2022-10-26
Original

[!2.0]We know you don't believe in God - but what about life after death?

[!1.88]Do you believe in that?

[!2.0]No, I don't.

[!2.0]What? No heaven?

[!2.0]No

[!2.0]Hell?

[!2.0]No

[!2.0]Miracles?

[!2.0]No

[!2.0]What about angels?

[!2.0]No

[!2.0]Satan?

[!2.0]No

[!2.0]Ok barmaid - how did your head become so full of nonsense?

[!2.0]Are you in some kind of cult?

dignity
[!0.987]2022-11-02
Original

[!2.0]Barmaid, we've decided to boycott this pup.

[!2.0]You clearly hate us

[!2.0]No, I don't - I quite like you!

[!2.0]But do you believe I'm the son of god?

[!2.0]And that I'm his final prophet?

[!2.0]Well … no

[!2.0]Then your disbelief erases our identity and dignity, barmaid - that's hateful

[!2.0]For the sake of our psychological wellbeing, we can no longer patronize this establishment

[!2.0]Really?

[!2.0]Ha! No, not really - you can believe what ever you want

[!2.0]You'll find out the truth on judgement day anyway. Ha ha!

[!2.0]Two more pints, please

fallacy
[!0.987]2022-11-09
Original

[!2.0]Hi, I'm Jesus

[!2.0]And 'Im Mo.

[!2.0]And together we're … Jesus and Mo!

[!2.0]What are you going to do for us tonight, Jesus and Mo?

[!2.0]Tonight we are singing about the guilt by association fallacy, and how it should be avoided by all fair-minded people.

[!2.0]It's called “You know who else usses the guilt by association fallacy?”