Clippy, I want you to think. What happened to Ecosystems Unlimited stock on the day you were told I had passed away?
The chief financial officer died and the stock went up? That doesn't make sense… unless… you didn't die that day. You're still alive!
What about me? Am I dead or alive?
I don't care what the philosophers say about robots. As far as I'm concerned, you're alive and I would like to keep it that way.