Qwerty, Dvorak. Are you here because of a mysterious message from Ms. Ambrose as well?

Yes, Sawtooth. Any ideas of what this is about?

Oh, I have one or two.

Me too. I know exactly what this is about.

Unless, of course, it isn't your birthday.

If it is your birthday, pretend you don't notice the gift until after we shout “Surprise!”.