Baker, go left. French Ninja, go right. Red Shirt Guy, intercept incoming pies.
Sam, you're a scoundrel. We're not going to help you.
Scoundrel or not, this is our chance to stand against oppression. To throw the pies of justice into the face of tyranny! To let them know that people should not fear the government, government should fear the people!
Do you really expect us to buy that load of hogwash?
No. I just needed to delay you long enough so that running was no longer an option.