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Freefall 0372

Sam the card flounder


Sam, you're the lowest, most despicable,…

Look out! Litigators coming through! Firestone announced a recall! We're off to sue them!

My client looked at a Firestone tire and walked into a wall. It must be their fault.

We encourage companies to be honest by suing the heck out of them any time they admit culpability.

Ah, heck with it, Sam. Take off and try to stay out of trouble.

I actually like lawyers. It's nice that humans have a subspecies that makes me look good by comparison.

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