Apollo 9

Apollo 946264711 - головний комп'ютер корабля Аполо 9.

Пітер Джеймс Маклюпус третій або ПіДжей - вовк, капітан корабля Аполо 9. A parody of Captain Kirk from Star Trek, P.J. is a legend in his own mind. He tries to be a suave and sophisticated ladies man, but often with comical results.

Апдайк Монтгомері - перший помічник. Gerbil First Officer. His character is a nod to Rob Schneider's character in the 1996 movie Down Periscope. His personality makes him the target of many a practical joke amongst the crew. He is the unwilling target of Roz's affections.

Сізігія¹⁾, також доктор Z - чаката, другий помічник, психотерапевт. Syzygy is a representation of the author in the comic. Due to a volatile temper, hir bedside manner is severely lacking.

Санстрек - чаката, корабельний лікар. Sunstreak's character is a tribute to the colorist of the same name. Sunstreak is a top of the line doctor, but shi has one fatal flaw: Shi's deathly afraid of blood. Shi is lifemated to Chakat Syzygy, the ship's psychiatrist.

Чіріні Стенсон - вовкотавр, навігатор. Cirini is often portrayed as a bit of an absent-minded navigator, getting the ship and crew often into the middle of hairy situations. She also has a crush on the captain.

Зой Перкінс - фруктовий кажан, інженер. Zooey is eccentric and offbeat and fond of collecting rubber ducks. There is a running joke that no one, not even the crew or even the author herself, are sure whether Zooey is male or female, a nod to the SNL character Pat.

Роуз Бредлі - хом'як, директор служби опитування населення. Rox's character resembles Kathy Bates' characters in appearance and attitude. She leads 157 civilian hamsters in the day to day functions of the ship. The crew members themselves are completely identical, which spooks several characters out at times. This is because most of them are related.