Problemas no modem

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Programmer (on the phone): Look, I've done everything you asked and no internet back. Have to send a technician, because the device is that spoiled … Clerk: Have you checked that the modem is plugged in? Developer: Já. Attendant: Have restarted the modem? Developer: Já. Clerk: Have you done the procedure automatic update? Developer: Já. Attendant: Have the sync signal was sent? Developer: Já. Attendant: You've killed a black chicken on top of the modem? Developer: What? Of course not! Clerk: Well, sir, then I'm sorry, but we can only send the technician after all tests have been made ​​by Sir … Developer: plop! - T: I look like I made ​​a happy choice?