SHEESH ALL THE PARASITES DON'T SHARE SUCH AWFUL OPINIONS ABOUT YOU / JUST SAYIN'

Two questions. one: why is «judge not lest ye be judged… by an equally naked man» so much more compelling than the original saying, and two: what might we do to ensure these naked men might never judge us again

When you think of all the metaphors we use that are based on what are effectively historical and cultural accidents, you really realize that if you went back in time and changed things, you'd truly end up combing the kitten's tail.

A kickstarter for cybernetic implant that replaces pain with a star trek style voice in our heads that says «WARNING: ligament in third finger at 78%»

When you're done you can eat the straw and it'll taste like chocolate mixed with whatever it was you were drinking, and then you can lick off whatever chocolate melted from the straw onto your hands, and THAT'LL taste like chocolate mixed with whatever you touched throughout the day

Besides his cyber legs, Morocco Mali also has a cyber eye and a cyber finger, and whatever he believes in sounds a-ok to me

It took fifteen years, but dromiceiomimus finally made an appearance in the last panel! and all we ever needed was the name of a cool horse

THIS IS AS FAR AS THEY GO

I think there's actually supposed to be a comma in that name somewhere, SORRY SPRINT/SAMSUNG/GOOGLE/POSSIBLY EPIC MEGAGAMES

DINOSAUR COMICS WADES INTO THE PLASTIC STRAW DEBATE WITH A TAKE THAT IS NEITHER HOT NOR COLD