You are my [SIXTH] oldest friend. Please stay in my life to maintain your position in priority sequence.

Commissioner gordon smiled. his job was way easier now.

He would've been real good at, i want to say, «viral engagement»?

Time is a flat circle, or at the very least a spinning cube

Every time I mention the tiny woman in the comic I get an email saying «I NEVER NOTICED HER BEFORE» so this comic is going to TOTALLY blow some minds

FALSE ALARM, HOLODECK SCIENTISTS! GET BACK TO WORK

THIS JUST IN: i am now obsessed with the idea of lie jail

Shout out to all the «hugh mann»s in the audience, you are living your truth

I have two degrees in the computer sciences and i am here to tell you that hard disks rarely if ever say «beepity boop». that's the secret they tell you when you graduate the second time

Tomorrow: ERROR 0xaf9925 - HAH HAH JUST KIDDING, WHY IS EVERYONE MAD AT ME