All right, turns out it's not legal in chess but it IS legal by the laws of god and man, so… it appears we're at an impasse

Great news: «bruce wayne» is still an entirely legal name, and under certain circumstances hawking radiation would partially be on the visible spectrum, so you could maybe see it. well bye

YOU THINK I'M GOING TO UPLOAD MY BRAIN TO - WHAT, «THE INTERNET»? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS? WHAT DO YOU THINK I WILL EXPERIENCE REALITY AS

But when it comes to roguelikes and reality, may I just say… i HAVE successfully befriended a dog in both

Waugh

P.S.: Dracula was immortal so the power source was infinitely renewable and lasted forever; thank u for reading my vampire story

*LONG, DRAMATIC SIGH THAT REPEATS OCCASIONALLY WITH INCREASING INTENSITY UNTIL SOMEONE NOTICES*

Sherlock read watson's story, languidly relaxing by the pool in his robe. «you didn't describe my chest,» he criticized. «you didn't describe my chest» watson repeated back in a mocking sing-song. «i hardly think that was called for,» sherlock said, his robe slipping from his shoulders

Nevermind, i just realized google has almost a decade of map data for everyone who once turned location sharing on, look forward for a fun app that tells you where you and your sweetie happened to coexist before you met each other in a few years tops

His full name is «tim e. traveller» and yes, t-rex told that whole story for the pun, and yes, he forgot to actually make the pun. also yes the «e» absolutely stands for entertainment.