Our friendship is keeping me up at night, our friendship is knocking on my door and telling me that i need to let it inside

«The Case of the Purloined Pauper!» Watson gasped. «Yes Watson,» Sherlock said, «someone actually stole a poor person. It was an allegory, as well as a crime.»

If you're wondering how a tyrannosaurus rex could even hold his cloaca, i gotta say, it's like you've never seen those grab claw extendoarm toys

Pangaea more like BLANDgBLAH

Life may be hard, but language has gendered conjugations, so

Folks, I feel like our use of the phrase «a folk» started out as nonstandard, but here, on the other side, it now feels entirely natural. A folk has no regrets about this, and encourages all other folks to look at their folks and tell them about the new ways a folk can be a folk

I'll just stand perfectly still and feel this for a bit

If you want a picture of a sadder future, imagine me being confused by all the things i've already forgotten >:(

I don't wanna get too political, but i feel like the time has come to take a stand: i am in favour of sensible people with good ideas

Honestly, i didn't know i had a crippling weakness for bragging about computers to people in the past until I basically tripped over it