Born too late for abandoning houses, too soon for abandoning planets

T-rex's last lines are me leaving every sad movie ever

As dan fired wildly at what had been his daughter, he was relieved that he didn't have to worry about that tax stuff anymore

MUCH improved over hypobaton

I know the brotocol is that we usually have a second joke here but we can't broceed broperly with this brotesque premise much longer

If you got to the end of panel one and thought I was speaking not of the time but of the restaurant, then WOW you have a low opinion of the staff and clientele at that chain of dining establishments!!

Teens please leave me alone, I am extremely happy with my current moderate amount of self-knowledge and do not wish to increase it even a little

LATER: «Wait a second… a world without Batman is just a description of OUR world!!» LATER STILL: wait hold on a world without crime could just be a world populated almost exclusively with SUPER EFFECTIVE batmen, batwomen, and bathounds, we're still good here

Why can we taxi on a runway but can't runxi on a taxway

*long sigh* I'll admit that LANGUAGE IN GENERAL is great for expressing particular IDEAS about butts, and THAT'S IT.