What if i told you that bone marrow INSIDE THE SKELETONS produces blood cells, therefore the blood is ALSO evil-aligned and fights alongside the skeleton?? it's in a bag or something, i dunno

I actually wrote this comic while on a plane! I don't know if the passengers in front of me were named «Claude» and «Mary» but I DO know that they DEFINITELY did not get a look at my screen

Now that's not fair. besides burma, liberia, the united states, non-metric units are ALSO still commonly used by people in the distant past who didn't even know what a germ is

You - you DO have a time machine, right??

Today i learned changing «blows chunks» to «blows my chunks» increases its grossness by a factor completely incommensurate with those two small letters

MY BAD

GOOD NEWS: mummia is not coming back in fashion!! BAD NEWS: these words are forever frozen in time and it's entirely possible mummia could become cool in the future and turn me into a DIRTY LIAR (that is also a mummy that y'all are gonna gobble)

Hah hah hah hah HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

Bill i'm sorry, i invented you to have some fun on hallowe'en and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

I do not have a human baby but it is my understanding they too love belly rubs and dog treats and i am NOT looking to have my understanding corrected