These are ILLEGAL IDEAS that someone is already WRITING DOWN and saying HMM IF WE COORDINATED BETWEEN CARS WE COULD RECREATE THE OLD «BURMA SHAVE» STYLE PROGRESSIVE ADVERTISEMENT but it's NOT WORTH IT

Can we move towards a post-labour economy already?? okay cool thanks in advance

Nice state you've got there; it'd be a shame if anyone… SMASHED IT

AND THEN EVERYONE ADOPTED THE PUPPIES AND THEY GOT COUGH MEDICINE OUT OF LITTLE BOTTLES AND EVERYTHING WAS ADORABLE AND PERFECT, THE END

The ball is [in/on/outside/beside/upside/around/beneath/above/placed gingerly inside] [his/her/our/my/your/their/its/everyone's] [court/roof/robot factory/astonished mouth/secret compartment/house/general direction/wildest dreams/butt]

Once you finish experiencing this emotion, you can then feel mono no aware for the experience of feeling mono no aware. something to look forward to!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that there's no entry for «gullible» on wikipedia? it's true! there's actually just a redirect to «gullibility»; you'll want to check wiktionary for an actual entry for «gullible». you should go do that right now.

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ADMIT IT, YOU WERE THINKING IT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY

The dialogue from thirteen years ago is roughly paraphrased; treat this as an illustration of how ALL OF HISTORY CANNOT BE TRUSTED