I'm not even making this up. the two best quotes about him are that he «had more impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earths history» (J. R. McNeill) and that he had «an instinct for the regrettable that was almost uncanny» (Bill Bryson).

SUCK ALL THE ITS AVAILABLE, WET SAND

We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. your culture will adapt to service us.

OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT A PROPER WISH MANAGEMENT SCHEMA

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…… vember Rain is also good in much along the same lines

I just hope those space pics were worth it, NERDS!! Oh, they were? Can I see them? They look really neat. Oh cool, is that what a quasar looks like?

This is EXACTLY how we lost Reverse Valentines Day, «the day where all love runs in full reverse»

Sherlock Baby puffed on his pacifier like an older Sherlock Toddler would puff on a bubble pipe like an older Adult Sherlock would puff his vape pipe. Sherlock Baby gurgled happily. «Ewementawwy,» Sherlock Toddler said.

We cant stop here, this is don kikong country

A food science professional working on a blackboard, drenched in sweat, wiping it clean in fits of frustration only to frantically scribble down more notes. they finally flop into their desk, utterly defeated. the camera pans up to the blackboard, upon which «red things?» is circled several times, then crossed out, next to which is scrawled «white things??»