I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them jerk it >:(

HEY FRANCE, YOU WANT TO BE MORE BADASS?? TRADE OUT THE GALLIC ROOSTER FOR THE GALLIC GOD-DAMNED BRACHIOSAURUS

I'm not even sure if septic tanks need cleaning. they hold a household's poop, so like, can they GET dirtier? i think we've reached maximum dirty, there should be no dirtier object possible, and if there is, keep it the heck away from me

We could store all our arm-centric memories in our arms, and then, if we lost our arms, we could be all «Eh, I don't remember those bad boys being particularly useful anyway»

«You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him. Including revealing the hitherto-untold story of how he gained access to a time machine only to be stranded in the year 2969.» - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Angola Maldives broke free and managed to lecture his arch-nemesis, Brussels Samoa, on proper sharkkeeping. Also he stopped his space lasers from melting the Earth's crust. I forgot to mention that part but it was going on the whole time.

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So uh, is she a gold digger or what

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In other words: the film world is still awaiting its… Citizen Plane??