Which excretions? oh, it's cute you think i discriminate.

«one day a universe exploded and everyone died» OH NO I DID IT AGAIN «it was a multiverse» OH CRAP IT KEEPS HAPPENING «the multiverse was called puppy multiverse 2000» AW GEEZ, AW GEEZ

I didn't know things could be this awesome; REALITY SUCKS NOW

ADDITIONAL FLAGS: howudoin, IM A DUDE

This winter, everyone will get exactly what they wanted for christmas… and more.

#JOGE: that's what the future internet calls jokes! We all screwed up!!

Everyone stop programming computers right now!! I FOUND OUT FUNGUS CAN BE GROSS

Utahraptor PLEASE there are already 363 other days in the year to hang out where you don't have to give me stuff and i already hear more than enough bellyaching on my birthday

WAKING UP AT 1AM REMEMBERING AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE THAT YOU FORGOT TO REPLY TO: already got this nailed! thanks, brain!!

New year's resolution: sell less labour, blast more quads