We never said our love was evergreen, or as unchanging as the sea - but when you order chili cheese fries on the side, stop and think of me.

«The bold choice to show all narratives unfolding in real time - and from all possible vantage points! - means you'll want to make sure you have plenty of spare room in your house before investing in this boxed set.»

In the worst case, you never get mistaken for someone else and ended up super awesome for no reason

The song replaces all national anthems and is played during funerals, weddings, porn movies and birthday parties alike. It's a pretty great song, you guys.

Talktoadog.com exists but it sucks and has nothing to do with talking to dogs, i tell you now only so your expectations won't reach the stratospheric heights mine did as you type in the url, only to have them come crashing down as the page loads, the sensation of dreams being crushed as familiar as the stock photo woman with the backpack's smile

If the inanimate object that kills you is big enough then instead of an «accident» they call it an «act of God», which should tell you everything you need to know about this universe

Rich people: how fun is it? prove it. to me. by inviting me over to your radical yacht with a cool helicopter on it and saying «here take these keys; i don't care what happens to this cool helicopter and radical yacht».

BASICALLY MY MIND CAN MEASURE THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOUND ARRIVING ON EACH SIDE OF MY HEAD AND FROM THAT TRIANGULATE A SOURCE POSITION, THANKS

Later haters, for i am now and forever beyond your reach

It's not even a cool inflatable animal pool ring, it's like - a common brown squirrel inflatable animal pool ring