Steve Multiplication hated how long it took to add things up manually. «If only there were a quick way to calculate how many I would have if I had a group of, say, seven things, and then that group tripled!» he said. He stared in frustration at in his living room table, upon which he'd placed several clocks all set to different time zones. It was his «times table», and Steve Multiplication was now only seconds away from a moment of insight that would change the world, and which still bears his name today.

VAMPIRES you should be DISCLOSING that you are in a BORROWED BODY

DID YOU KNOW: it is likely that most people operating on the world stage have touched with romantic intent a butt not their own

Haters try to keep up

Steinbeck: nobel and pulitzer prize-winning author whose every book is secret failed erotica?? IT IS TRULY IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY.

«Weiners! This Is A Book Alllll About Them (YES there are NO PICTURES)»

I was gonna have a sex with you but yeah maybe i'll just go to work instead

Later: everything's fixed! phew, you guys!

ABOUT ME: «i am really into the idea of telling your past self to suck on things»

Tell me more about this «chairfight of the board» because it sounds off the dang hook