Maybe - maybe 25? i'm not sure yet. anyway i'm gonna feel like quite the skinny chump next to your tremendous shiny and nigh-indestructable bod

Mmm yes tell me more about how your pet is perfect but yet somehow ISN'T a clean and lossless source of energy

I'm sorry chet. i mean, i like you and all, but this is a PASSABLY erotic chest section at best.

I'm pretty sure in my dream there were trillions of lives all living in a complete, consistent universe, and we invented physics? Man I gotta write this stuff down! Okay so the basics of physics in this universe was that matter was also en… en… energizing? That's not right. Hah hah, it's always so hard to remember dreams after you wake up …and yep, it's gone. Totally, completely gone. Oh my gosh look at the time, I'm late for work!!

You know i'm starting to think that the fact we call this place «a MURDER BONANZA» is hurting our resale values

We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars, Oscar Wilde! Come on! Pull up your socks, Oscar.

This is a gross recipe, there's no spices, nobody make this unless you add some dried and flaked vegetable matter to the fleshy mash

The tv chef said baking is easy! the tv chef took a friggin' heck of a lot of shortcuts.

The fifty dollar bills are made out of paper and crayons and ingesting them is, of course, mandatory

Hey everyone it's me t-rex, sorry for the mass email but please tell me if you have any songs memorized that can apply to my oj situation