Hey, why don't you live in it with me?

Utahraptor, these aliens would meet us and say «why don't they use the feelings washroom» at the same time we'd be saying «why don't they use the regular washroom»! and we'd each have the same «eww gross» tone in our voices!!

I realized after writing this comic what a bad idea it was, because now everyone i've ever encountered who matches the description of the third panel will TOTALLY THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM. (p.s.: secretly i am??)

Not even one sexie, huh?

Fee simple laws for land and Section 49(a) of the Canadian Criminal Code, cats and kittens

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DID YOU KNOW: if shakespeare had invented lazering dudes and used it in his stories then everything would be better without exception

The next time a stranger in traffic calls me «dickweed» i am going to assume he's a time traveller who is just having a rough time of things

DID YOU KNOW: according to wikipedia article «mozart and beethoven», there is, and i quote, «a total period of about six weeks when the two composers could have [fought].»

When some people need a muse they look to beautiful members of the attractive sex(es). i use my hands when they smell nice