WHO WANTS TO BARTER, LADIES?? I GOT TABLES LINED UP DOMINO STYLE AND I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND

I predict some of the jerks on the news will apologize later, and we'll have to decide for ourselves what such an apology is worth

Floating batman head = good name for band, feel free to use that (i dunno you may want to check with DC Comics first??)

To Scots: her name is Miss Trish. to everyone named Trish: SORRY

Rejected first lines: someone's brain is wheezing for a teasing / freezing for a teasing / sneezing for a teasing / seizing for a teasing

Only two women in history: joan of arc and Sexy Female King Arthur??

Is it crazy to expect a zero chance of being murdered, and if so, why is that crazy

The sentence raced past the barn fell

If the dog is female you can call her «ma'am» but that kinda seems like you're just not on very familiar terms yet

That's right, the final sentence is «LISTEN. YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND SUPER SUPER AWESOME.»