I MEANT PUT DOWN IN THE INSULT SENSE NOT IN THE ONCE I PICK YOU UP I HAVE TO PLAY WITH YOU LIKE AN ACTION FIGURE SENSE

Guys i don't think my legs are supposed to bend this way

FUN FACT: nothing says classy like horses in the background

Now, off to do your bidding!

Based on a true story in which i tried to tell a joke and got all confused; its harder without dinosaurs

THE MOST PRIVATE THING IM WILLING TO ADMIT: listen okay im stuck in Kings Quest IV when you dig up the graves and the game keeps crashing and I think I got bad floppy diskettes. Message me if you have good KQIV floppy diskettes, I need the AGI version, maybe we can date??

I was going to warn people that this is actually a brand-new comic that just visually resembles the last comic a lot, but then i figured, huh, PROBABLY my readers are used to that by now

LETS COUNT UP THE NUMBER OF BRAIN CELLS ACROSS EVERY LIVING THING WORLDWIDE DEDICATED TO FACEBOOK. THEN LETS SLICE THEM OUT, CREATE A FACEBOOK BRAIN, AND IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS FOREVER

My new name is «Hello My Name Is», please sign in the space provided below if you agree Im awesome

Hamlet has to say «record scratch» because records arent invented yet so you cant make the sound otherwise, HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS