AND BY THAT I GUESS I MEAN I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE ON A PARTICULAR PLANET EAT IT

HAPPY WEDDING EVE, VICTOR! I WILL BE A GOOD BEST MAN AND I WILL REALLY TRY NOT TO TEAR MY PANTS. THIS I SWEAR

Did you know that in real life all those stats for how often the average person thinks about sex are ACTUALLY about ice cream?

If you're worried t-rex would see green instead of red, assume «red» is what t-rex calls green and then worry about how utahraptor sees the same colour too. ONE PROBLEM: SOLVED

How am i the first person on the web to say «Lucasian hyperspace»; have i logged on to an alternate version that was invented in 2007 instead of the early 90s? were we all arguing about harry potter on newsgroups instead? WHAT IS GOING ON

If you're reading these comics backwards, in a little bit utahraptor will first describe closing your eyes as staring at the inside of your fleshy head. so! something to look forward to.

The kids leave, but then they came back… WITH KNIVES… CHAU FROM THE ACCLAIMED COMIC SERIES «SCOTT PILGRIM», READ IT TODAY

Panel 2 is a lot of t-rex's essays in full, including «why i want to go deep sea diving», «why i ate twelve chickens», and «why i love it when friendships are strengthened by a mutual sharing of secrets»

You guyyyyyys, venus sucks, let's turn jupiter into a sun

DID YOU KNOW: those five kicks happened between panels in comics 1043, 1068, 1668, 1751 and 1888 and they were… AMAZING