You should be the one standing here, not me!!

You'd get that reference if you knew what movies were and liked the same ones i do, shakespeare!!

The Tommy Westphall Universe has nothing on the T-Rex And Antonio Tony Whoah What A Crazy Dream Theoretical Framework

I was asked yesterday if all writing is included, including things like stop signs. the answer: «sure»

The letter n: rationed in ancient greece? logic say no but the word 'imitatio' says yes

After the crash of the splintering wood there's a sudden silence, and you become aware of the soft sound of a voice, a young girl's voice, and it's slowly singing lullabies, and it's coming from inside the floor

This is not the first time t-rex has priced out a skeleton for his house, but it IS the first time he has considered putting it on display there instead of dressing it in construction worker clothes and stuffing it inside the walls

Two comics in as many days with terrible puns in them? YES. THIS IS A GOOD THING.

In some variants, even if discovered, your friends will try to run away from you and reach their «home base». you, my friend, should probably begin to reconsider your choice in pals.

This is what's called a straw man attack, Utahraptor!