Truly, who among us would not at least flip through a book titled «Spider-Man Was Being Gross And Rude!»

Wait… scratch and sniff?

Ultra-res ultraporn: we have ten years to make this happen

There's ghost crimes, and then theres illegal ghost crimes, and it would behove you to remember the difference

Utahraptor i dont even need you around to have a stimulating conversation, greater than colon pipe

I AM AT 110% ULTIMATE BLISS OUT DOWN HERE

In more precise, technical terms: «does god like poutine» problem is reducible to the travelling salesman problem, and it goes the other way too. you heard it here first!

When i was done this comic i sent it to andrew hussie of mspaintadventures.com and he suggested that, for the hover text, i include either a photograph of a horse or a photograph of him. as i am still photoshopping the two possibilities together into one megaimage, i invite you to use your imagination.

If you are reading without cheating then what are you doing turning to panel four?? that is a bad decision; thus you are cheating. QED.

I AM 86% CERTAIN I MEANT TO SAY «HOURS»