Superman? in MY reality? it's less likely than you think. :(

Come on! must i point out that I'M ALREADY GREEN

Some scenes take place when superman is alone in space. are we to assume he brought a comic documentary artist along with him? HOW WOULD THIS PERSON BREATHE?? WAKE UP SHEEPASAURUS

Utahraptor feels bad about running roughshod all over t-rex in this comic, because that refers to LITERALLY RUNNING SOMEONE OVER WITH A HORSE THAT HAS NAILS STICKING OUT OF ITS FEET

2 SAD 2 B CANON

where did it all go wrong

Sometimes we get tired of playing two-player games against an unoccupied second controller is the thing

And the worst part is: you didn't even have anyone over last night!!

TOMORROW: MYSTERIOUS NO MORE??

REMAINING QUESTIONS INCLUDE WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER WANT TO KISS SOMEONE WHO, IN EMOTICON FORM, IS RENDERED AS ;Y