Can t-rex grow hair or can't he? are you ready to get inspired? i hope so because the answer is ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF DREAMS!!!!

Today is the day i canonically establish that dinosaur comics does NOT take place in plausible land

If i were a visual artist, this would be my installation piece. one room full of my crumpled pages already torn off, another room of my page-a-day calendar, in segments, neatly lined up along a wall, all reaching the ceiling except the current one. this is a really great idea. you can steal it but i'm gonna need my page-a-day calendar as payment

Why don't professors of science just have their cell phone numbers on their doors, so we can call them any time day or night? it'd MOSTLY be about science, i don't see what the problem is

The english language says no, but i'm afraid i'm going to have to insist

Otherwise known as «that's right, i'll say 'bitches' if i'm alone in an empty room!! not TOO loudly though»

See, the META-JOKE is that the characters are acting like you randomly typed qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1837 into your browser because you actually really wanted a comic about 1837. if this is indeed the case, then WOW! you have hit the ultimate jackpot with this url, my friend!

I came up with this comic instead of thinking about sex, and you read it instead of thinking about sex. hey, good for us!

Oh hey, have you played my new game? It's like Tetris, only instead of controlling the blocks you just watch as the screen fills up faster and faster, and the only button you have is labelled «Oh crap oh crap».

I play it so safe that i never even assume someone is female! like many, i play it cool till someone stone cold drops a pronoun