When T-Rex's crippling Cheetos addiction came to light, the honeymoon was both literally and figuratively over.

Pretty much how it went down

TOTALLY SAFE FOR EVERY WORK POSSIBLE; CLICK FOR YOUR NEW WALLPAPER; LET'S DO THIS

Zach knows me so well on account of how we are both topless men with infinite lifespans; i sincerely recommend the experience

When jeff saw me in that t-rex head at san diego comic con it made a huge impression, his pupils became little stars and he fugued out for a minute

WEDDED BLISS, THANK YOU MICHAEL

NON-CANON! SUPER ULTIMATE NON-CANON HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

Utahraptor's already several paces away, talking over his shoulder

This goes out to my driver instructor years ago who on the first day of class said «nobody fails the course», and when someone said «what if I fail the final exam and then i don't get my license, this class is a rip off» he said, «i'll say it again: everyone gets an A.» then he put on a video of car crashes.

OH MAN, if only dinosaurs had developed statue technology, could you imagine the prehistoric statue museums? INCREDIBLY AMAZING