Or more accurately: never has a fraction (of a fraction)*10^48 of a percent been OH SO AMAZINGLY SEXUAL

Honestly, when it comes to the number of burgers inside my body right now, who's counting

Zero google results for «laser thigh surgery»! that's another life-time to-do list item checked off today for team ryan: INVENT A NEW USE FOR LASERS

First draft had t-rex worried about an asteroid impact, but then i was like, TOO SOON, TOO SOON

Remember garrulous gary? last seen march 29th, 2010? well, in today's title text he's just cold flipping utahraptor off… with BOTH paws

The one reader who was waiting for years for a dinosaur comics windows for workgroups joke is SO HAPPY today, but also sad, because now there's no more mountains left to climb

Dinosaur comics says: always dream AT LEAST as big as the producer of a talking baby movie

Now! which one of us produces hair?

Ah, the advantages of only being able to feel one thing at a time. i recommend it! i mean, T-REX RECOMMENDS IT

Listen, ouch