Sometimes, Utahraptor, the most amazing fact is how un-amazing a fact can be.

Later: batman is so pissed off at the nappy times suggestion that he ACTUALLY BECOMES REAL, just to punch the people who have been sniggering!

God's just joking, he still really likes utahraptor! EVERYONE REALLY LIKES UTAHRAPTOR, cept for «garrulous gary», a title-text only character i just made up. let's say he's a… talking dog?

A Lesson About Friendship, or, T-Rex Got A Letter From Utahraptor And It Was On Fancy Paper And T-Rex Was Like, Okay, What The Hell Is He Trying To Say Here

TWICE

Dear audio diary, maybe i should be writing you down.

I wrote this whole comic before looking up «surge» online and finding out that coke actually DID sell a soft drink called «surge» in mid 90s, although they originally marketed it as «urge», which i find SO ADORABLE

I just scared myself with words

OH SNAP, looks like you can't say «dinosaur comics is good, but it's not shakespeare» ANYMORE

Ultimate understanding of batman having long since transcended definite articles