JOEY COMEAU, IT WAS I WHO BORROWED YOUR SPY DECODER GOGGLES

How many languages can you say «i have problems» in? ONE MORE THAN YOU COULD YESTERDAY, MY LANDLUBBING FRIENDS

Also interesting: a new slang form of the word «muffin», a cool consonant slide in «he can't read my… poker face» from «d» to «m» so it's almost one phoneme, also, bisexuality

T-rex last tried to get a vision of tomorrow on december 30th 2005, which also failed but in a different way; i think, like most of us, he is having bad luck with the whole visions of tomorrow thing.

If you get in trouble for painting a bum on a wall, don't worry, for this is the sort of trouble that men will grow to envy

Later still, t-rex sits down to write, but only gets a few hundred words into «Ten Thousand Jerks! The true story of the flu currently inside my body»

Guys! i just found out about luna 15 yesterday, so i really empathize with t-rex here. i guess i thought after laika the soviets just said «anyway, WHATEVER»?

Autobiographers often add last-minute hand-written additions to their books, i insist that this is actually the case

Alternate panel 2 text: «SUPER FUN THINGS TO DO WITH TOAST»