Really disappointed i wrote a comic involving hats that did not involve the word «haberdashery», not sure what i should now do to fix things, not sure if they can even be fixed

What's up, utahraptor? hey, me and my awesome mouth are just hangin' out, you wanna come over?

Let's hear it for mylings, the only ghosts who can CANONICALLY give themselves a case of the superchubbs

Alternate panel 2: «anyone, don't tell everyone!!»

Yes, he was good enough to leave infinite heirs infinity dollars to split infinitely equally among themselves

After finishing this comic, i found out that mumler actually destroyed all of his negatives shortly before his death, perhaps in a bid to prevent future generations from still having his photos around and, with our modern eyes and greater familiarity with photography, seeing them as the ridiculous, transparent fraud they were! MUMLER TRIED TO PREVENT THIS VERY COMIC FROM HAPPENING, YOU GUYS. THERE IS A CHEEZED OFF GHOST OF MUMLER IN THE ROOM WITH ME RIGHT NOW, AND HE'S - HE'S TOTALLY CHEEZED I BET

And let's also say that «Person A» and «Person B» are their actual, legal names. Does that change anything?

SOMETIMES, THEY'RE DINOSAURS

The future is a vast cosmic bun of events, and each sesame seed on the top is a new and most sincere usage of the word «frig»

Sorry to anyone who was planning to go to a waterpark today; finding your way there when the word «waterpark» itself has no meaning left is probably pretty hard