If you don't think power ballads are the best sort of ballads then maybe you ought to read panel one again

Seriously, why have we not all evolved into incorporeal cosmic intelligences yet without the need of mortal bodies? Is it because we'd miss the sex? Because if that's the case, then why don't we just have a totally insane amount sex RIGHT NOW, and THEN evolve into incorporeal cosmic intelligences without the need of mortal bodies??

Someone suggested i take panels one and two from my comics and use them as business cards. i cannot help but feel that today's comic would make for one PARTICULARLY unsuccessful business card

Who at first accidentally wrote «soon my stomach will be RIMMING with beef»? well, you've no proof it was me

T-REX'S STORY BEGAN WHEN THERE WAS A GUY IN THE BATHROOM STALL, AND THEN HE SAW THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY (T-REX) IN THE BATHROOM STALL. THE FIRST GUY PONDERED, «WHERE DID THAT T-REX GUY COME FROM?» HE PONDERED AS HARD AS HE COULD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO TELL YOU THIS

Gary, we should be friends. you can remind me about your name often, okay? and then i'll remember to change my name to yours, okay?

Vegetarians could sprinkle b-12 on their food for insane taste explosions and it would be SO GOOD. someone should get on evolving this right away!

See how we started out talking about feelings but ended up talking about mario 3? a few of my past girlfriends will find this comic ODDLY FAMILIAR

You're also CRAZY sexy, so that's something too