T-rex is hoping here that if he says «maybe i'm batman» enough, then when people hear the name «t-rex», they will automatically think, «hey! maybe HES batman.»

If youre reading this and youre thinking, «hey! he never actually told us how to kiss!» then um you have clearly skipped over panel 3

T-rex possesses the happy ability to imagine the past in graphical chat log format. graphical chat log format featuring little alien yorps. i am honestly a bit jealous.

Oh disappointment video, why must you always live up to your difficult-to-market name

Pages and pages of office intrigue, readers exclaiming «MAN, WHERE ARE THE TEENS»

Oh yeah, tips for job hunters! be concise and easily understood in your resume, highlight your good points, blah blah everyone knows this and anyone who calls themselves a «Resume Expert» has something to sell. JUST REGISTER CHUMPSTAKINGDUMPS.COM AND YOULL NEVER BE UNEMPLOYED AGAIN

I made a livejournal post about this last night and people helped me add to this list! championgawm came up with «rollerblading», and dhole came up with «trampolining», «jetskiing», and «zippering». THANKS LJ! YOU HELPED ME TURN MY PRESCRIPTIVIST RAGE INTO A COMIC

Okay so this song actually sounds pretty good. its the most unwanted song for a new generation, a generation that likes dinosaurs and polkarap covers of country songs. okay so weird al, this is your territory here, i dont want to step on any toes.

What im saying is that if I wake up tomorrow night and im in the distended belly of a zombie im going to be SO CHEEZED at how stupid this whole universe is

The more i look at the word «phew» the more im convinced it would be better suited as a nickname for some bodily discharge or another