This happened to me once, only i kept wiping my nose in my sleep, so it was my hands that were covered in blood when i woke up. i saw my hands, and was like, «dear diary, all i remember is watching half a movie and falling asleep on the couch?»

IN THE MEANTIME EVERYONE JUST SIMMER DOWN AND EAT JELLO INSTEAD OF WATER HALF OF YOU WERE WISHING FOR THIS WHEN YOU WERE SIX ANYWAY

«It presupposes you equate every part of yourself with the whole! WHAT'S THE DEAL»

TO THE BITTER END

Pedophile jokes, here at qwantz.com! also: HELLO GOVERNMENT WATCHDOGS, THANK YOU FOR YOUR KEYWORD LOOKUPS. I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY COMIC TODAY

Oh look, an ALIVE person has an opinion on suicide!

Do you want the big mac or not, sir

«It beHOOVES us to get married soon,» said Antonio Tony. «Oh, Tonio,» said Samantha, sighing. «I don't like horse puns THAT much.»

NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT

If you don't read the times new roman text as t-rex composing in his head, you end up with a post-modern comic in which author and character collaborate on composing erotica. DO NOT READ IT THIS WAY, OKAY??