If there's an accredited doctorate in applied richology available, i would like one, please

That was a real tip from a real book I flipped through. The book also said that if you're a girl, then you should wear a dangley necklace and play with it, because then it will draw the guy's attention to your BREASTS. It's a great tip, because otherwise guys wouldn't even notice them! On account of how they're too busy checking out your personality?

YOU CAN'T SELL THEM ON EBAY THAT'S FOR DARNED SURE

It's from the mayor you guys

Guys i know that descartes originally wrote 'je pense, donc je suis' in french and not in latin but the latin quote is the famous one so t-rex is being an UNRELIABLE NARRATOR here. also, hey, it's the 17th century, let's translate french into latin for no good reason huh??

This comic is inspired by the time i shoved apples into my mouth and in that moment i knew i was ALIVE

Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm TRYING to write william shakespeare's hamlet!!

This can be you tomorrow: hey there, teens! have i got jokes for you!!

I accidentally wrote 'SIRE, you have made an unforgettable choice' and was seriously tempted to leave it. that would be one impressed optometrist clerk!

UTAHRAPTOR maybe in an alternate timeline i'm being less of a jerk right now, but that's just rampant speculation, okay?