If you'd like to see more of t-rex's tuggy the tugboat tugs… in space, i invite you to imagine a non-anthropomorphized tugboat tugging an asteroid… IN SPACE.

It's just too good of an ending not to share

T-rex isn't really that sure about spoiler alert's powers because he never gets past the 'draw her smiling in a 1920s swimsuit' stage of the character creation process

I am trying to be respectful, SLOWMOSEXUALS

Holy cow you guys, 'failure is success rounded down' isn't on google. i made up a catchy new math saying! check THAT off the lifetime to-do list.

It goes on like that for like forty minutes.

Body's in a museum beneath some wildly speculative text about the dude-based culture of the time

Shakespeare gets so tired of time travellers telling him not to listen to his mp3s because of all the anachronism he's causing. shakespeare just wants to ROCK!

Bard of avon's just standing there in his pajamas, flipping off the toaster

Shakespeare you should have quotes around 'chicken' in that last line, shakespeare, what the hell