The everest eliminator is like bigfoot, but without the crazy people calling themselves 'cryptozoologists' attached to him! he just pushes people off the peak and deadpans 'ice to meet you'

Friends, i say to you: the everest eliminator is no 'cold-blooded murderer', he is merely the misunderstood gentle giant of our upper earth, the donkey kong, with pauline, to our moustachioed italian plumbers.

God can use punctuation in quotes, just like how data can use contractions when he's playing back other people's phrases. IT'S ESTABLISHED IN CANON IN THE FOURTH SEASON EPISODE 'IN THEORY' IF YOU DO NOT RECALL

I HAD TO DESTROY IT AS IT WAS SO FULL OF WIENERS

I am tempted to make a bible that has that passage in it; i think it would sell well in the states! i could also modify the ending a bit and sell copies to the NBA, UCLA, or ol' Paraguay

You also need a spacesuit to go to the moon. and a rocketship. you need a rocketship, and a spacesuit, and a sausage.

Probably we're going to have to take you to jail, dude

If you don't call someone inappropriate 'sweetcheeks' today then we can't be friends anymore. FACT

Panel two is designed to stand alone if need be, like, if it's all that survives of the planet, and aliens have to reconstruct our entire civilization from it. it's designed for THAT.

If you are offended at friday's comic about CHINESE new year and agree that the chinese do not have a monopoly on a lunisolar calendar, then i invite you re-read the comic, but substitute the appropriate instances of 'chinese' with 'lunar'. this will result in a comic about the holiday of 'Lunar Queen Victoria Day', a holiday (and queen) which are, almost certainly, without peer.