Yeah so fantasy land actually kinda sucks

If you are a dude who thinks puberty actually is a nightmare, then sorry for reminding you :(

Blinking in the afternoon sunlight, already fabricating the first lies of morning productivity

Mom, dad, i've got the golly gosh-darned scurvy.

My old home town of Ottawa spent $200,000 on a new slogan for the city, and the best they could come up with was 'Technically beautiful'. It was very embarrassing to us all. I think the guy who suggested the slogan got a new bike, if memory serves.

T-rex you're kind of ripping off your own haiku there but WHATever man

Based on a true story (yesterday i was mind controlled by a smelly enemy)

To clarify, t-rex plans to theorize that the people responsible for the postal service built their system such that it would take financial advantage of information-theoretic properties of lossy networks :0

For instance, in a book if the main character dies you can't go back and re-read the last few pages over and over again for like two hours trying to get him to survive, before finally throwing the book away in disgust because that last page is friggin impossible

LONG STORY