I hurt my arm last night! can you believe it? I am not pleased with my arm. it is in a lot of pain. this guest week was timed well!

Sally struthers if you read my comic we was jus' having fun

T to the dash to the h to the o to the double t

Grant request: DENIED?!

Let's be serious here for a minute! are we to abandon all hope of fixing it so quickly?

I ADDITIONALLY TAKE PAINS NOT TO PROMISE DAMAGE-FREE ENCOUNTERS WITH MORTAL FOES IN THE HEADY REALM OF IMAGINATION

You may quite reasonably inquire as to how, exactly, one might set up a charitable organization by accident. the answer is, of course, 'by accident'

We was having serious problems thinking our actions through to their logical conclusions

And why is it suddenly so FAMILIAR?

You might question choosing humble bread as a favourite food, but next time you're eating it consider how good it is, and how we've had like three thousand years to perfect it. imagine what pizza will be like in three thousand years. that's what bread is like RIGHT NOW.