T-rex went back in time to kill charles chaplin?

ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF I HAVE DEVELOPED THE SKILLS NECESSARY FOR THE LEVEL WITH THE ALIENS IN 'TAPPER'

I love the idea of founding a utopian community. it's so hopeful and, at the same time, so egomaniacal!

People are always like, ryan, your comic is so cerebral

When people are waiting for justin tehnikov time, he always shows up just before they're about to leave, and the people waiting are like, wow, he's a bit of a dick

I totally lifted this punchline from scott pilgrim vs. the world. you should read it! it is totally radical!

Horace fletcher was basically a dude who said that you should chew each bite of food 32 times each (one bite for each tooth), and people at the time said, okay, i guess that makes sense, and then fletcher got the nickname 'the great masticator' but later on he died anyway

'It's very embarrassing and sometimes i require medical attention' is one of those phrases i would have liked to get through life without saying, if possible

'I hate that guy so much right now' was a line in a preview screening of napoleon dynamite i saw last year, one that was cut from the final film and also apparently the dvd. it is a very catchy phrase that people probably would've been quoting all last summer like they were 'it's like a lion and a tiger mixed'. a search for the phrase on google returns zero results! it is the pete best of catchphrases.

That's right, i wrote 'to to lie to them' and i believe it to be grammatical